Gay Bar

I picked her up in a gay bar.
She was with a guy.
While we walked through an alley to my cab,
She said,
Isn't he the hottest cab driver you've ever seen?
He's pretty hot,
The guy said.
Do you want to have a threesome?
She asked.
I laughed.
Are you gay?
No.
Bi?
No.
Pity.
Yeah it is.