Bad Night In Dog Shit Town

the boss told me the fag hit man from the north side's in the bathroom
while he palmed me a gram
I palmed him a hundred
so you better be careful the boss said Jimmy ain't forgiven you yet and the little fella's tougher than a Boon's Farm hangover
blah blah blah I said
the fag hit man strolled out of the bathroom in a splashy red three piece suit and winked at me
I smiled
I gotta go I got shit to do I said
watch your ass the boss said and laughed
yeah always I said and hit the swinging door
the rain smelled cold
my jacket was at home
my car was in the junk yard
I walked down twenty first into the fucking wind
with eyes in the back of my head
burning at both ends

what chucky said

we got to get those cocksuckers

my best friend chucky said

we were hiding in the woods

with chucky’s one-eyed dog pal

chucky’s mom ran pal over

and they had to sew up his eye

he looks kinda funny

but he doesn’t seem to mind

chucky told me

that dogs can’t see for shit anyway

yeah I said

what does cocksucker mean I thought

we were outnumbered

and our enemies had bb guns

and all we had were slingshots

we have to circle around I said

what chucky asked

chucky’s a year older than me

so he’s used to giving the orders

but this was important

and chucky’s not as smart as I am

we have to get ahead of them

and cut them off at killer hill

that’s a good idea chucky said

hit those chickenshits

when  they’re halfway up

c’mon pal we’re going hunting

we have to be real quiet I said

chucky smiled I’ll  be quiet as an injun

chucky hit kevin in the face

kevin dropped his bb gun

fell and rolled down the hill

I hit wayne on the shoulder

he yelled shit knelt down

and crawled for cover

jimmy and tom hid in the trees

we took a couple more shots

let’s go I said and we ran as fast as we could

but they didn’t chase us

too busy licking their wounds

did you see kevin chucky asked
when we got to the cornfield

yeah that was a great shot

it sure was do you think he’s bleeding?

there’s a good chance

I hope he bleeds to death

what’s cocksucker mean I asked

girls are cocksuckers chucky said