I was shitfaced at the Dilly Dally talking to a girl about another girl. She said, quit being a pussy and buy us a shot. A shot of what? I asked. You pick, she said. I don't do shots, I said. You are a pussy, she said. How about Jack Daniel's, I asked. That's not very creative. I thought fags are creative, she said. I'm not a fag, I replied. Well than stop acting like one.
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