I put wheels on my easy chair
And a lawnmower motor
And a cup holder
And a car stereo
And drove to the bar.
I had seven beers and three shots of Jagermeister
And a parked car snuck up on me
While I lit a cigar,
I barely scraped it but a cop saw this transpire
And gave me a DUI ticket
And I spent a night in jail
And the State sold my moving easy chair to the highest bidder.
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