When Tony got wasted in Pedro
I was wasted in New River
Listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd
In Randy's pickup
Almost flying off the road
Into a sandwall
With my brother
And a dickhead named Jack
Who stole my hash
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
I took Jenny for a walk
In a river of sand
I sang the Silver Tongued Devil
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
I moved a pile of junk
Around the backyard
'Cause my dad's an asshole
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
And thought I'm going to be famous
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
Pete and Joe and Mark and I
Sat on a boulder
At the base of Black Mountain
And passed a bottle of five dollar a liter Vodka around
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
Truth be told
I'm not sure what I was doing
'Cause I don't know when
Tony got wasted in Pedro
I didn't hear about it
Until I got out of the Army
And started buying punk rock records
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
When Tony got wasted in Pedro
I don't know where I was
I don't know where I was
I don't know where I was
If you can sing this song
In under a minute
I will give you a buck
Two chords
And a cloud of dust
Any two chords
Will do
And you're a songwriter
Dude
