Down The Fairway With Brown Deer Pt. I (Cave Creek Golf Course 1993)

A couple months after the Shark
Won his second British Open

The sun slipped behind a huge gray cloud

And I hit a golf ball forty yards left of the first green
Brown Deer hit his two feet from the stick

I’m going to kick your ass Brown Deer said

I chipped my ball on the green
Three putted
Brown Deer missed his

I haven’t made a putt in three weeks Brown Deer said

We walked to the next tee
Hit our shots
Walked into the cold
Bitter wind
To our balls
Hit them
Walked
Hit them again

The rain started fast and picked up

Did my ball go backwards Brown Deer asked

I think it did

How can a ball do that Brown Deer said