Crash And Burn

She thought
I crashed
Like a parachute
That didn’t open
I saw a guy
Leave a crater
In the ground
At Fort Benning
In the middle
Of a track
In front
Of a fair sized crowd
He went splat
It wasn’t as funny
As it sounds

I didn’t crash and burn
No matter what
She thinks
I’m still standing
Or kneeling
Anyway
It is scary
Jumping out
Of airplanes
Keeping women
Satisfied is
A sucker's game
But I didn’t crash and
Burn
No what matter
She’s been saying