Airport Bar

I was sitting in a bar
At the airport
With my wife

We missed our plane
It was all my fault

According to her
I’m an idiot

Instead of arguing
I’m getting drunk

She’s on her cell phone
Talking to her brother

I hope she talks
All night

I think

Lift my my empty glass
Wink at the bartender

He had to stop for cigarettes
She said

True I admit
To myself

And now he's spending a fortune in the bar
She said and gave me a look

He's such an asshole
She added and shut her phone

I'm going to the bathroom
She said
Try not to get lost