Fresh

I'm taking a chance
Coming here tonight was not my idea
And frankly I'm concerned
That no good will come of this endeavor

I have an extremely early class
My dorm is a mess
I smell something
What is that

Somebody should call an ambulance
I'm leaving
I have cab fare
But I was hoping you would be a gentleman

My mother told me
A smart girl always has cab fare
Because boys are unreliable
And most men are creepier than they look