If I had a dollar I would buy you a boat. If I bought you a boat it would be a toy boat. If we could get your toy boat to float in the tub we could close our eyes and sail to France. If we sailed to France we could hit the beach at Normandy. If we hit the beach we could pretend we're soldiers and shoot imaginary rifles at imaginary bunkers. If we shot imaginary rifles at imaginary bunkers we would kill imaginary Nazi's and become imaginary heroes and feel good about ourselves. If we survived the assault we could go to a cafe and drink wine and eat bread and cheese. If we filled ourselves with wine we could go to a hotel and make love all night and wake up refreshed. If we woke woke up refreshed we could take a train to Amsterdam. If we took a train to Amsterdam we could buy some hash. If we bought some hash it would be real hash and we could get stoned and stroll the red light district. If we strolled the red light district we could pick up a prostitute. If we picked up a prostitute we could take her to a hotel and play Russian roulette with our hearts. If we played Russian roulette with our hearts we would have a clean slate and a fresh start. If we have a clean slate and a fresh start we can ask God to forgive us for all the things we might do next.
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