Loserville

when I became the biggest loser
in Loserville
I didn't whine or complain
much
I just accepted the fact

you only get what you deserve when you deserve something bad

Loserville is a pretty big city
it kind of reminds me of Louisville
a place I never need to end up in again
I spent an afternoon night and morning there once
while I was in basic training

I'm not saying all soldiers are losers
but do the math
it isn't algebra or chemistry

spend a little time in Louisville
and tell me I'm wrong
and do not enlist in the Army
no matter how fucked up your life gets
it can and will get worse

I became the biggest loser in Loserville
the night I spent smoking meth in a cheap motel
with an old whore

when we ran out of dope
she dumped me
for a guy walking around the parking lot

he had fifty nine dollars
and I three and some change

I headed down the road
to no town and back
it's a long way around

I thought I was in love

Loserville is a state of mind

a great big small town
without exits

when you run out of dope
everything gets a little worse

do the math
and don't join the army
or end up in Louisville
smoking meth