Last Laugh

I had a lot
Of time
On my hands
In 2008

While

I was
Flipping houses
And banging
A stripper
From the club
I went to
Almost every night
To have a few drinks
Watch a little basketball
And listen to club music.

Alas

She was
Too good
For me
And we both
Thought that
At the same time
And she smiled
And I laughed
And handed
Her a purse
I picked up
At the mall
And we were both
Happy for a while
But nothing lasts
And she eventually
Had enough of me.

So I started up
With a lesser stripper
Until the boom
Busted
And I left the city
With my head up my ass
And a million dollars
In the bank.