I picked up a girl
Wearing a pink hat and a camouflage dress
She told me that she wanted to go to a Halloween
Party
I asked her where is the party
She said just take me to a bar I just broke up with my ex and I want to cut loose
I said that should be easy
She said I am not easy
I said I didn't say you are easy I said cutting loose should be
She said don't call me Dana Delany
I said I love Dana Delany
She said everyone does do you have any water
I said I do not have any water would you like to stop and get a bottle
She said I would
My mouth is dry
I said there's a 7 - 11 on Fourth and Thomas
She asked how old are you
I said old as the hills
She said you don't look old
You look good
Better than a hill
I laughed and said what about a hill in Hawaii
I pulled into the parking lot of the 7 - 11
I asked where did you get your dress
She said Ross it coast ten dollars does it look OK
I said it does
She bought me a pretty big bottle of water
I took her to the Dilly Dally
She handed me twenty dollars
I smiled and said good luck Dana
She asked do I look OK.
I said you look great
Be cool
She said I can't be cool I'm an accountant
I said well I'll see you around
She said I hope so Eric
I wondered how she knew my name
I don't think I told her I thought maybe she's psychic
I hope she had a nice time at the bar
She's a nice lady
No Dana Delany
That's a tall order
